Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 01, 2017

Due to the number of thefts recently, I’d prefer to keep my coat on. And my gloves in my purse.

Some people think it’s up to them to tell the rest of us what to do, how to behave, and where to curb our foofaraw, etc.

I have a vestibule?

If you leave your coat in the vestibule, where do you put your vest?

Teresa, your subscriber numbers are dropping again. A good sign that your brand of lameness is over the head of the average reader.

There’s a phone booth by the gift shop for Superman. Careful using it. Oh, look isn’t that Clark’s new suit on that old bum?

Vestibule?

Vulval?

Nasal?

Aortic?

Architectural?

Or the Vestibule of Hell, where all coats are forever lost, the better for the wasps and hornets to sting you..

No place for either your hat, nor for your hair piece..

Politics has the jokes, Colbert has the launch codes..

Right next to the popcorn on a stick stand…

So I got rid of the coat stand and put in a coffee bar. There was no reason not to suppose, from the structure of his sentence, that I was not being admonished to use the space rather than the coat stand. Everybody else seemed to approve. We even hired an attendant who makes fancy coffee drinks and checks coats, placing them in an unused office outfitted with half a dozen wardrobes, none of which lead to Narnia, to the best of my knowledge.

Chuck Berry (R.I.P.) (a good Missouri boy) knew a little something about vestibules.

Hang the coats!

I won’t stand for standing coats!

Yes, but will it still be standing there when I’m ready to make my departure?

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Buckey, the coat rack with a bucket on his head, became president on the Brewster Rockit strip. And you left yours in the vestibule!

It is as 3HourTour noted, a coat rack or coat tree, which I did indeed install in my equip, albeit non-vestibular. I did not add an umbrella (and walking stick) stand, though the rains came often then and there. I had to improvise a parking space of opportunity for my sopping brolly instead.

This admonishment must be aimed at the lame, I therefore conclude. I therefore conclude.

Isn’t that one of the chambers of my heart?