Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 26, 2017

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    to the sofa with you, mister

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    x_Tech  over 7 years ago

    Proper Response: Oh yeah. What movies did you star in?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Another one from Tony!

    His question:

    “Is it?”

     

    Okaaaay, Tony…..

    Well… if your question is really “Was it?"

    I’d say “Not if you know what’s good for you, buster.”

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    Tigressy  over 7 years ago

    @Susan Beat me by a few minutes – luckily, I reloaded the page before posting anything.

    @Tony No; luckily, my husband doesn’t resemble Megan Fox – unless she grew a beard recently.

    Proper response: “That wasn’t a dream. And I still am – to the sexiest of them all, right here with me!”

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    Knightman Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Could of been a nightmare!!! An been a Zombie!!!

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 7 years ago

    Last week She was getting prepped for surgery when one of the swarm of nurses commenented that with all the people fussing ovver Her, She was like marilyn Monroe. I said “Marilyn wishes!”. I was thereafter a favorite of the nursing staff……

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    The not so proper response: Hey! I had the same dream!

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    Plods with ...™  over 7 years ago

    Oops

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    Jeff0811  over 7 years ago

    The proper response: You’re the only sexy babe for me babe.

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    ladykat  over 7 years ago

    @Tony: Is it what? You really must start to be more specific.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 7 years ago

    @Tony:

    No, it isn’t. Not even Br’er Fox. But why don’t you all zip (a-dee-doo-dah) on over and answer today’s…

    Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

    What did you dream of last night?

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    Perkycat  over 7 years ago

    Peter, as usual, just needs to learn to keep his mouth shut.

    I hardly ever remember anything I dream. I slept really good last night and don’t remember a thing.

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    Phred Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Funny, how one word ‘want’ instead of ‘have’ can change things.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Keep diggin’ that hole, pretty soon you will have dug yours self a PIT!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  about 7 years ago

    It was Ruth Buzzi.

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