Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 07, 2017

At least when they walk the plank, they don’t have far to fall.

@LINGUIST: That’s a fine looking dog you have there. What kind of cargo are you smug…er…providing to the Tiki this time?

Time for a Mutiny on the Paddleboard, thinks Gus.

I didn’t know it was talk like a idiot day.

Rusty: “That buried treasure better be kibble and bacon!”

Gus has the patience of a saint, methinks.

September 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day….

There can be a lot of mutiny packed into one little ear piercing.

Is this a left over from Houston or the beginning of Irene in Fla?

What do you do with a drunken sailor? Normally the Tiki Crew just call me a cab and send me home.

Shiver me timbers.

Funny.

Ahoy, the ship!

Amazing how much fun you can have at the Ballard Park and Park Pond.

Only .50¢ an hour to park at the Park.

And the boat launch is free!

Ya can’t beat that with a soggy yardarm!

It’s a mistaken belief that “Arrr” is a pirate’s favorite letter: their first love is the C.

Thank you so much, Robert Newton… ☠

I was just watching The Chew and there was a segment at the start of the show where they prepared Yak-dogs. The sausages were produced by a shop somewhere in Michigan where Mario Batali has his vacation home. Anyway, I was thinking Sherif Munky may want to get the kitchen crew to make some up with the leftover ribs….Just thinkin’ .

The captain asked him to be his Number 2, and that’s what he feels like.