Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 14, 2017

Some of the Shire’s best, old bean.

That explains a lot about Tolken.

Oye sure and I could use some o’ that in my pipe.

his own brand of wacko tobacco, I wager

“Pipeweed” is what he called it.

The colors … the colors!

Peter Jackson had some fun implying that pipeweed was something more than JRR intended but in his notes he quite explicitly said it was a variety of tobacco.

Like the old Honda radio commercials of the 60’s: “Peace will come, and all the police will ride around in little Honda cars, smoking pipes and smiling.” I always wondered what was in those pipes.

Whatever it is, I want some.

Fairy dust. First, catch a fairy…

Let’s see, this morning, ‘testing’ my Pineapple Kush. Tomorrow, harvesting the rest.

… it smells like burning weeds.

Looks to be better than anything i ever came across.

The pipe is filled with fantasy. Fantasy is fun. Smoke some and see. ummm, is anyone else hungry? Lets go to Taco Bell.

I find this strip so intoxicating.

So that’s why Gandalf had such marvelous fireworks! I always wondered. (Not really)

He hangs with Seth Rogen, so only the BEST!

Users are not necessarily addicts.

Not every beer drinker is an alcoholic.

Most pot smokers don’t do any other drug. With the exception of those that also like beer

And,yes, medical marijuana is a thing.

With the exception of one person all my clients that i care for that use pot does so because they prefer it to narcotics.