I’ve heard that the oreophitecus died because of a genetic disorder called ‘gluten allergy’. I’ve also heard that the velcromagnon could not use his natural advantages because velcro was not invented by then, so he lost against his natural enemy: duct-taperectus
Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago
Let’s not forget Peeking Man.
Farside99 over 7 years ago
Trojan Man was lost when he never passed on his characteristics.
nosirrom over 7 years ago
Homo ErectorSet died out because he lost his nuts.
jreckard over 7 years ago
Guiltdown Man was a hoax, but his shrink called it Dissociative Identity Disorder and made a pretty good living off him.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
You probably fumbled Tony on the opponent’s goal line.
uniquename over 7 years ago
Teanderthal man held his pinky finger out when he ate his brontosaurus burgers.
Arianne over 7 years ago
Gossips say their mom was a real Lucy-goosey.
(Maybe even a proto.)
Arianne over 7 years ago
Another hilarious Argyle Sweater! Thanks!
I have a feeling “Meanderthal” and “Velcro-magnon” are terms that will work their way into my future conversations. :)
mourdac Premium Member over 7 years ago
A very funny strip!
jmcx4 over 7 years ago
Great comic! Greater comments.
osceola over 7 years ago
And our common ancestor, the late Hugh [Hefner] Man.
sarah413 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Did the Heckawe Tribe descend from Meanderthal Man.Some old enough will get that joke.
Nuliajuk over 7 years ago
Jeffey from Family Circus must have had a high percentage of Meanderthal DNA in him.
peggykb9 over 7 years ago
F Troop! The Hekawi got their name by saying, “I think we lost. Where the heck are we?” Thanks for the wayback trip.
Ahuehuete over 7 years ago
This strip reminds me so much of the Far Side, and I say that as a compliment.
redback over 7 years ago
I’ve heard that the oreophitecus died because of a genetic disorder called ‘gluten allergy’. I’ve also heard that the velcromagnon could not use his natural advantages because velcro was not invented by then, so he lost against his natural enemy: duct-taperectus
danketaz Premium Member over 7 years ago
Neanderthalium man died out under suspicious circumstances.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 7 years ago
Bil Keane found the Meanderthal a long, long time ago.