B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 14, 2017

The boobies do, too.

I like the sound except when it’s on the side of the house.

And every member of the species is represented in one chaotic collection, except the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, who went extinct in disgust.

I guess that the cartoonist thought the Woodcock would be a bridge too far.

LOVE IT! Funny one today!!!!!!!!

Now you’ve done it! The “offended” will start a new movement to ban that “birdword”!

Same thing with tits. I actually saw a a pair of great tits the other day!

I would have been shooting coffee out of my nose if I was drinking at the time I read this.

Silly me. I thought it was what Geppetto gave Pinocchio to help him on his way to becoming a real boy.

I heard George Washington had false teeth made of wood.

He did and they were on display in Philadelphia at the College of Physicians and Surgeons. You must see it if you ever go to Philly! Great historical institution.

According to a citation at http://www.dictionary.com/browse/pecker, the use of the word “pecker” as a slang term for “penis” dates to 1902, hardly a time period that I would call “politically correct”!

It’s not political correctness that’s the problem, it’s slang, the alternate use, perhaps misuse, of perfectly innocent words.

There’s a Mister Woodcock holding on Line One.