Pickles by Brian Crane for October 20, 2017

Sell the Cheeto on eBay, Earl, not your wife. (Anyone feel a Backstreet Boys parody by Alfred Yankovic coming on?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUKgeAKTaXM

Gee, I wish I could do more of those “Earl spends a night on the couch jokes like I did years ago, but no one will respond to them!

Like Jenny Youngman used to say, “Take my wife -- please”.

I hate auto correct. That’s Henny.

Oh Earl, you old romantic.

You’d have better luck selling her on Backpage.

He’ll get more money for the Cheeto .

Earl, you made me laugh again! You wouldn’t know how to survive without Opal

Earl would be much happier without that nagging and insulting wife.

Can you even sell human beings on eBay?

xxx

You can’t sell a human. That’s been illegal for quite a while now.

Yes.