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Are Jeff Mallet and Wiley teaming up for a storyline this week? Yesterday Jeff had a bit about Overstuffed junk-food fed humans being the pre-hibernation food for bears.
All the wrappers and junk I’ve found along trails and campsites I found over the years, no problem getting a pack of junk food bloaters. Not all hikers are granola freaks.
Bears need fatty food to build up enough fat to survive the winter. They should all be around the right path. Besides, easier to catch, less energy expenditure…
Either road is death. So now Wiley Bears “hibernate”? Real bears don’t hibernate. All kinds of bears technically don’t hibernate. They enter into a phase called torpor which is like a deep slumber but they can awaken and often do from their slumber if they are disturbed.
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
“EVERYWUN KNOWZ DA GREEN WUNZ IS BEST!”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
I don’t think there will be very many “junk food hikers”.
Varnes over 7 years ago
I think it’s nice the bears have a choice. But where is the path for the Steak and Potatoes hikers?
KenTheCoffinDweller over 7 years ago
Are Jeff Mallet and Wiley teaming up for a storyline this week? Yesterday Jeff had a bit about Overstuffed junk-food fed humans being the pre-hibernation food for bears.
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
Saccharine-free Bakery I left you a reply just before changeover Sunday night
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
All the wrappers and junk I’ve found along trails and campsites I found over the years, no problem getting a pack of junk food bloaters. Not all hikers are granola freaks.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 7 years ago
The one you take will make all the difference.
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
YAY!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!!
cabalonrye over 7 years ago
Bears need fatty food to build up enough fat to survive the winter. They should all be around the right path. Besides, easier to catch, less energy expenditure…
whiteheron over 7 years ago
Eat well, excercise regularly, die anyway.
Linguist over 7 years ago
“Vegans don’t taste nearly as good, with a nice Cabernet, as do carnivores” -———- Hannibal Lector
Znox11 over 7 years ago
What about gluten free?
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
What is so neat is that the Wiley Bears look like they are SO MUCH FUN, that being taken down by several of them might not be too bad of a way to go!
ladykat Premium Member over 7 years ago
Either way, the Wiley Bears will be having a nice snack.
Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Wiley bears are the best bears.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago
At least all the hikers fit in the “free range” category.
wndflower1 over 7 years ago
i hope the bidding for the sunday comic is going really well!
johnec over 7 years ago
I’ll take the clear 3rd path that avoids all the bears – the unlabeled path of moderation in all things. I’ll practice the Dao of Duh!
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
Don’t take the “road less travelled a second time”.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Either road is death. So now Wiley Bears “hibernate”? Real bears don’t hibernate. All kinds of bears technically don’t hibernate. They enter into a phase called torpor which is like a deep slumber but they can awaken and often do from their slumber if they are disturbed.
Wiley creator over 7 years ago
Just as a reminder, the auction for Sunday’s cartoon to raise funds for rescue shelters is still going on…https://www.ebay.com/itm/172940934943
keenanthelibrarian over 7 years ago
At least he gets a choice – hang on, that’s a choice??
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
A rat in a maze choice.
dot-the-I over 7 years ago
Possible un-bear-able evolutionary trajectory: not realizing their girth exceeds tree width by at least a factor of 5.