Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 16, 2017

Poor Broomie luv! No callers except telemarketers.

Except for grandkids and kids, I’ll take Broomie’s call circle.

I get calls from my wife, house contractors, doctors and spam. Does anyone actually answer calls from “withheld”?

I’d be super excited and ask them to come over for an estimate – wonder how much to do the whole forest?

I’ll always be her friend.

Give me your number, Broomie. I’ll forward all those super-annoying “duct cleaning” calls to you.

Sad, isn’t it, Broomie? I know the feeling, too: the overwhelming majority of phone calls I get, too, are the kind I hang up on at once….