Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 16, 2017

Mallard, Millard, Milford?

Milford – keeping the below the ear lobe sideburn look alive.

I should get half credit for my mallard reference last week.

P1, Just to be consistent, Uncle Tonoose, shouldn’t it be Malford?

Oh, and Connie needs to do the laundry a bit more often. Rick(ey) can’t keep the ants off his shirt.

P2, Maybe it’s just me, but it sure looks like they’re watching a basketball game.

P3, Here, have a Snickers, Gil.

P3- Match up well? Game Plan? Gil- Well Marty, unlike you and your dates Johnnie Walker and his brothers Black and Red, I have three crack assistants from P2 who keep the showers clean, win club championships and impersonate Hairy Hercules.

P3- and since you script the first 15 plays, please tell me what they are

P1: Because Soto has taken multiple hits to the head, he has a form of CTE that causes violent outbursts, which his uncle is soon going to discover

Rick has that ‘Yeah, right’ look on his face.

P2- First Steve Boone appearance since long time! Can trainer Rick Scott be next?

P-3: It’s only the 60’s here so no one will know what to do when I use their school nickname to describe my game plan

Alternate P3:

Marty: “Your team sucks. What’s the game plan?”

Gil: “We’re going to cheat, Marty.”

TN plays AL this weekend. ’don’t match up well’ comes to mind…….

Okay this is weird! When I logged in just now one of the articles that popped up on my home page was “Ed Sheeran breaks arm and may miss concerts” or something to that effect. Uncle Tonoose must be putting curses on all the competition!

Dispatch the evil uncle to talk Mallard’s players out of playing football. is a consideration. You have the next three strips- GO!

P2 Kaz looks like something out of the Exorcist a priest swiveling his head around. Maybe Evil Uncle has gotten to him.

P2 – What’s with the poor player near the top of the screen having a spear through his body?

Mallard West is a pipeline for players to Univ. of Oregon

What’s the deal with Kaz’s shirt in P2? Mopped Up Thorp is wondering too:

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