I find life’s more like a dumb, spoiled dog with lazy owners: it doesn’t much care who it barks at or bites, just as long as things are kept “interesting”.
Awhile back a friend of mine went in a Redwing shoe store asked for a pair of Metaphors. They had no clue what he was talking about. Apparently they didn’t watch their own ads.
“Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then ….” Well,,,you know the rest. It’s a metaphor, you see….
How interesting. That’s two quotations from “the Scottish play” I’ve heard today (the other being, “When the hurly-burly’s done; when the battle’s lost and won”). Is the Bard of Avon calling?
BE THIS GUY almost 7 years ago
Pig, there is another kind of mace you can use on Rat.
Adiraiju almost 7 years ago
I find life’s more like a dumb, spoiled dog with lazy owners: it doesn’t much care who it barks at or bites, just as long as things are kept “interesting”.
Rod Gonzalez almost 7 years ago
That’ll do, Pig.
That’ll do.
Phanakapan almost 7 years ago
That’s a simile, not a metaphor.
Sherlock Watson almost 7 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: “Instant karma’s gonna get you…”
Gent almost 7 years ago
You never cease to amace, Pig…
dadoctah almost 7 years ago
I never metaphor I didn’t like.
WaitingMan almost 7 years ago
Why do bad things happen to good people? It’s only fair. It’s to even out when good things happen to bad people.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Nice to see Rat on the receiving end of a surprise attack.
PICTO almost 7 years ago
Very allegorical Cartoon Boy…
ksu71 almost 7 years ago
Awhile back a friend of mine went in a Redwing shoe store asked for a pair of Metaphors. They had no clue what he was talking about. Apparently they didn’t watch their own ads.
https://adland.tv/commercials/red-wing-shoes-metaphor-bed-2002-030-usa
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
LMAO!
jessegooddog almost 7 years ago
Thank you Pig.
Herb L 1954 almost 7 years ago
What was that meta for ?
Arianne almost 7 years ago
Pig is not going to let the macey’s parade pass him by!
Godfreydaniel almost 7 years ago
Troubles come in cyclones…….
57BelAir almost 7 years ago
We don’t often see Pig one up rat, and in his usual innocent way.
Number Three almost 7 years ago
If only it were that simple.
xxx
Kind&Kinder almost 7 years ago
“Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then ….” Well,,,you know the rest. It’s a metaphor, you see….
Bookworm almost 7 years ago
How interesting. That’s two quotations from “the Scottish play” I’ve heard today (the other being, “When the hurly-burly’s done; when the battle’s lost and won”). Is the Bard of Avon calling?
garysmigs almost 7 years ago
Fool life, make plans for stuff you don’t want to do.
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
I think Pig will need the Big, Giant, Economy-sized Can-O’-Mace! Life’s tough, resistant, and full of metaphors….
Yakety Sax almost 7 years ago
Let me introduce you to my little friend.
Seanfleck almost 7 years ago
I think pig is my spirit animal.
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
Now hit life with the weapon mace!!