Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for October 23, 2017

As one friend puts it: You know you’re getting old when you see a pretty girl, and there’s a better chance that she is your daughter than your date.

My daughter once bought tickets to see Steve Allen at our local Performing Arts Theater as a birthday gift. As we walked through the lobby, we came upon a group of ladies that worked with her. They were all obviously giving me the malocchio until my daughter introduced me as her father. You could see their attitudes change instantly.

Not sure I would be afraid of a girl wearing an NFL jersey, like Mean Joe Greene’s, when I was younger. Think it would be more intriguing.

I don’t see any way that any of this ends well for Tank. Something tells me that humiliation will ensue.

“I wear it to be ironic.” Oooops.

Ask her name, Tank. If it’s “Alanis,” run!

I knew I was getting older when I was admiring the Moms on TV shows rather than the daughters.

uh oh… this is a modern girl at a university. Blackmail incoming.

Aside from the cultural and language barriers, my lovely wife is 15 years younger than me – I just turned 72 today, so you do the math !

I have t-shirts older than most of these players in the NFL !