Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 11, 2017

Pig, tell Rat the final score and ruin it for him.

Sure you do, you have the power to put up with Rat for a long time! Know anyone else who can do that?

So tell us, Future Man, how many days until The Rump is tarred, feathered, and kicked out of the White House?

Behold, the great Nostrapigus!

I am the Man from the Past. I know the future. This is it.

I was stationed at Pearl Harbor and I didn’t know about the time delay on games. I am in the car and hear football results. I get back to the barracks and blurt them out. Then I notice the game is on the TV and only in the first half. I was not very popular that day, LOL!

…Yeah, but did the Warriors kneel or stand up for the Anthem?:-)

Pignac or is carpig?

Knowledge is power Pig, you should have charged Rat a beer to not tell him the outcome.

Pig is not from the future. The game has already happened. Rat is just living in the past.

It’s fun to go to a restaurant where they have a big game on all the TVs, preferably delayed further on satellite, then listen to the game on the radio a good 10 – 15 seconds ahead of time. I know something you don’t know.

Hey look, it’s Power Pig..!! Hey wait…

Relax, Pig! We think you’re super, even without super powers!

(But Rat was right, yet again….)

You do have a superpower, Pig. The power of “SUPERSPOILERS!”

Lol

The future is still the present!