Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 29, 2017

They’re coming to get you, Barbara!

Working the graveyard shift.

They used to just be ordinary working stiffs when they were salaried, but thanks to the new incentive pay programs, they are more motivated. The only real drawback so far is their approval of management has been reduced quite a bit and the consensus is that a new managerial staff with higher intelligence is required.

Why should you have to make a LIVING when you’re DEAD??

That’s not fair!

You make it, but they won’t even give it to you!

 

I’ve never even heard of making a “deading.”

Once you get the funeral expenses paid off, I don’t think it costs much to be dead.

Somebody might try to collect for medical bills… but hey… you could probably sue for malpractice.

I’m running out of fridge magnets because of this cartoonist.

Some people look at the code I put out and wonder if it was written by a zombie.

Taking what they’re given, ‘cause they’re working for the Livin’

The business is dead but, hey, it’s a living.

Has anyone else noticed that The Walking Dead never has a Halloween special?

Which one is Dolly Parton?

That one guy is a real gem, he’ll give you the shirt of his back.

I see the company has gone green.

It looks like every office where I’ve worked.

At first, I thought they were telemarketers – but then I noticed they don’t have phones.

Who’s the Brains of this outfit?

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a zombie..

A show of hand for everyone who can relate to this comic.