Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 22, 2017

Sorry guy, but freedom is not free.

Accountant to the surgeon in the middle of your heart surgery: “Dr., look at this….”

Note to Law Firm: Never accept a personal check, from a guy that you’re about to defend, for check kiting !

Should a Bankruptcy Attorney expect to be paid up front??

“I didn’t say that!”

“No, but I did, and that’s what’s important.”

Pro bono no bueno.

In America, you can murder your wife, sexually assault altar boys, poison people with illegal rotgut gin and industrial effluents, or burn down entire forests and still have a fighting chance in court. But heaven help the poor schmuck who faces the American “justice” system for having played fast and loose with our Great God Mammon. (That’s what finally got Al Capone, you know, tax evasion, not his bootlegging, bribery, racketeering, and murder.)

If I sue you and lose, I pay all costs.If the government charges you with a crime and loses, you pay all costs.

Seems fair…?

I steal your money, you have seven years to catch me.I steal your time and you get three.Seems fair…?

This explains, in part, why Donnie had such a terrible time finding competent representation when faced with the so-called “Russia” investigation.

Shouldn’t the client be on the right side from the judge’s point of view?

And I’m sure the court will be as merciful as it can be …

Is this “bounced check” day? Ziggy also had a bounced check joke today.