Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 05, 2017

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  over 6 years ago

    “You need it worse than I do — but I hear gold melts down there.”

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    William Pursell  over 6 years ago

    LOL Well said D.H.G.!

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    “The fraud! He can see! Arrest him!!”

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    gmartin997  over 6 years ago

    Reminds me of a panhandler I saw standing on a street corner holding a sign that read; “I need a beer. I really, really do”. It must have worked, because he stood at that same street corner every day for months.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Back in my drinking days i would make the excuse, Eggs and beer go good together.

    Not true. I just wanted to get an early jump on my drinking.

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    tcayer  over 6 years ago

    At least the Fink didn’t take money OUT!

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    Cerabooge  over 6 years ago

    “Shut up, I cured ya’!”. Porter, in Payback.

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    mfrasca  over 6 years ago

    Sort of a reverse “City Lights.”

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