Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for November 06, 2017

Not only that, he can legally poop in Ed Koch’s flower bed!

(Look up the original 1989-02-02 strip. I did.)

Truth IS stranger than fiction.

Anyone who has to tell us he’s smart – isn’t.

Remember when B.B. was actually funny? Good thing for the classics!

Wow, a flashback to a 1989 Bloom County. Reading that takes me back to when I was in college… uummmm… Kiddie College! A nursery school! Yeah, that’s it. I was a precocious kid, learned to read from the funny papers, as my parents called them…

Okay, University of Tennessee. The Daily Beacon, our campus paper, carried Bloom County. Bloom County was probably the single most read thing on campus.

But then I, like Berkeley Breathed, can say I thought Trump was a jerk back when he was a loudmouthed NYC real estate developer.

Now we know where the orange skin tone comes from. Would you say Bill has the average cranial capacity for a cat?

That explains everything but his relationship with the Clintons.

So I’m a cat now, eh, doc?

As you know, I’m quite a philosopher…

… and on the great ledger sheet of life, I should list the assets of this situation…

Legally, I can poop in Ed Koch’s flower bed.

I’m not sure I buy into the brain transplant. The donor sounds too coherent.

B.B. MUST have been using Obama’s secret CIA time machine to be able to SO ACCURATELY predict the BLATANT STUPIDITY that was Trump even back in 1988. Back then, he was just an annoying Idiotic Philandering New York Real Estate developer with an oversized ego, multiple bankruptcies, and a loud mouth! Come to think of it…NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!

That was a horrible thing to do to a cat.

Hah, I see what you did there with that clever retcon. Personally I preferred “Bill the Gates” of the mid-90’s.

So far as I am aware, up to now there have been no successful brain transplants (not counting sci-fi/horror movies)….

Besides his own, a cat’s skull is the only one where Trump’s brain would fit, and with its background, Bill’s body’s the only one that wouldn’t reject it.

Okay, maybe Keith Richards could have been an alternative, but not after this 1989 incident:

http://beta.latimes.com/entertainment/music/posts/la-et-ms-the-rolling-stones-vs-donald-trump-yarn-atlantic-city-gig-20160315-story.html

OMG the “grabbin’ pussy”!!! The “I’m very, very, very smart!” 27 years, zero change!

Technology… and society… moves on. Today trans-species surgery is no longer required for pussy self-grabbers. Trans-gender surgery offers so many more options.