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Unicorns already tried once, as we were shown here in a sepia-toned retrospective on unicorn history. A larger, bearded male unicorn (accompanied by a possible ancestor of Marigold—or maybe she was dyeing her mane, forelock, and tail-tuft black back then) addressed a top-hatted, monocle-wearing man thus: “Hello, we would like to rule the world, please,” and then explained that they dared not lift the Shield of Boringness, lest their glory blind him. Marigold concluded by telling Phoebe, “For some reason, we are still not in charge.” Their lack of subsequent takeover attempts suggests that they realized, after contemplating the matter, that what UJEAN wrote above is correct, and that they didn’t want to engage in such a “fool’s errand.” :-)
Averagemoe over 7 years ago
But what about ruling the smart world?
codycab over 7 years ago
One girl with a ring shaped snack to rule them all!
asrialfeeple over 7 years ago
Guess it isn’t true that everybody wants to rule the world.
blackshire over 7 years ago
Unicorns already tried once, as we were shown here in a sepia-toned retrospective on unicorn history. A larger, bearded male unicorn (accompanied by a possible ancestor of Marigold—or maybe she was dyeing her mane, forelock, and tail-tuft black back then) addressed a top-hatted, monocle-wearing man thus: “Hello, we would like to rule the world, please,” and then explained that they dared not lift the Shield of Boringness, lest their glory blind him. Marigold concluded by telling Phoebe, “For some reason, we are still not in charge.” Their lack of subsequent takeover attempts suggests that they realized, after contemplating the matter, that what UJEAN wrote above is correct, and that they didn’t want to engage in such a “fool’s errand.” :-)
Darwinskeeper over 7 years ago
That’s one reason why I don’t believe that the world is ruled by some sort of Illuminati, I’m sure they could have done a better job.
jadoo823 over 7 years ago
…I hope that unicorn’s name isn’t Cassandra…
1MadHat Premium Member over 7 years ago
Wise beyond her years……
imjustlurking over 7 years ago
Her shirt reminds me of Steven Universe
Asuka Jr. over 3 years ago
Oh, if only there were such a thing…