Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    I guess Rat won’t be hiring a fact checker.

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    Bilan  almost 7 years ago

    Somebody beat him to that standard.

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    Adiraiju  almost 7 years ago

    “He says the things I wish were true!”

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    Masterskrain  almost 7 years ago

    It’s the “Trump Rules” plain as day!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 7 years ago

    sorry, but I don’t do Twitter

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    railwayman001  almost 7 years ago

    And Rat Drumpf will also say off-screen, “If it was from Breitbart, InfoWars, The Drudge Report, Gateway Pundit, American Renaissance, The Right Stuff, Townhall, Hot Air, Twitchy, Newsmax, Newsbusters, World Net Daily, The Daily Stormer, Occidental Observer, Metapedia, VDARE, 4chan/8chan, and especially FOX NEWS, then it’s totally true. Everything else is FAKE NEWS! Make America Great Again!”

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 7 years ago

    I’m guessing that Rat didn’t do well in math classes.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 7 years ago

    “If it makes you look hot, wear it!”

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    wllilly1960  almost 7 years ago

    ….No failing fake news liberal media for our Rat!!!!!!!!!!!

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    chris_weaver  almost 7 years ago

    ’Bout time he buckled down!

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    tripwire45  almost 7 years ago

    Welcome to the twitterverse.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 7 years ago

    As George Costanza says, “It’s not a lie….if you believe it!”

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    Serial Pedant  almost 7 years ago

    I don’t do any form WSFingE of ‘social media’. There! Wait! Is PBS a form of social media? Not with Rat onboard.

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    F-Flash  almost 7 years ago

    I don’t see anything firm coming out of rat. What is truth Rat?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    “Firm standards” does not necessarily mean high standards.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 7 years ago

    Truthiness rules! Twitter was made for it…

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    Perkycat  almost 7 years ago

    “And even if it doesn’t feel true, tweet it anyways.” Covfefe? Covfefe!

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    Nick Danger  almost 7 years ago

    Since in the current PC-ridden age, feelings are more important than facts – cough biology and DNA cough – this is right in line.

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    whiteaj  almost 7 years ago

    “Anyways?” Really, Pastis.

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    bigelowbigelow  almost 7 years ago

    Tweeter….twiter…twoooter…twhater…never used the stuff…..

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    I have Facebook. That’s enough for me.

    Twitter and Instagram just look boring to me. Hashtag this and Hashtag that. Ugh!

    xxx

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 7 years ago

    Hee, hee, hee…we’re all twits!!!

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    My kind of rules, easy to comply with! Of course, they won’t do much for Rat’s Social Media veracity….

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Sorry, Rat. You didn’t establish anything. Those were the standards Twitter was founded on.

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    rgcviper  almost 7 years ago

    This one reminds me of a (fictional … ) combination of the three popular social media networks of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook.

    a.k.a. YouTwitFace.

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    Those new rules should pass on to Wikipedia.

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    One Navy Seal  over 4 years ago

    Just tweet it! Tweet it! No-one want to be de-tweeted!

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    wordsmeet  over 3 years ago

    Like so many social media platforms, Twitter is just a tool, like a megaphone or a microphone: it gets nasty if you use it poorly.

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