Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 02, 2017

I didn’t know Paris Hilton lived in a tower.

Aye STEVEDODGE833 and I’m told it’s an Ivory one at that.

It looks like she only packed for the weekend.

Maybe he could hire Henry.

Whoever kidnapped the princess was dumb enough to take all that stuff too?

Personally I think I would take the luggage over the Kim Kardashian wannabe. That’s one heck of an implant job. She should have ground guides and oversize load escorts for that overhang.

I think that the gag would have worked better if he said the baggage stays.

Why do you think they’re called Princesses?

“Good, I can go shopping .”

She also seems to have a lot of junk packed in the trunk already.

Like Lone Star and Princess Vespa in Space Balls.

STACEY – That’s a bustle.

“If there’s a bustle in your hedgerowDon’t be alarmed nowIt’s just a spring clean for the May queen”

-Led Zeppelin, Stairway to Heaven

I ain’t going without my stuff

But…it’s her royal highness’s matched luggage. This IS the princess cruise, right?