Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 22, 2017

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 7 years ago

    Help my friend, he’s fallen and can’t get up.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Hello? Can you put me in touch with the guy in charge of “No-call lists?”

    Yeah, the man from Uncall.

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    prettyfeet  almost 7 years ago

    Audrey Hepburn after she left the order “Sisters of the Lame” (where Sister Teresa still keeps it lame)

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    … this FA verges very close to meme territory…

    … i think i dated her…

    … mmm, ok…

    … yep, beauty is a super power…

    … someone always loves someone else more in every relationship…

    … great Thanksgiving strip…

    … actually a funny comic today…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    So be a dear, and pay for these sunglasses before I reach the door.

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    INGSOC   almost 7 years ago

    I’m sorry, but the person you are calling has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet. Goodbye.

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    INGSOC   almost 7 years ago

    Kraftwerk – The Telephone Call · https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OYhQVrXBgxU

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    coltish1  almost 7 years ago

    I mean, I’m so much more important than you are. Isn’t it obvious?

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Movie star sunglasses!

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    Melki Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    She looks like a dress pattern denizen – Simplicity circa 1974.

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    If you call me in the middle of the night – you’d better be dead !

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    What’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I woke up on a perfectly normal fall morning. It was clear and cold and just a few dried brown leaves still clung to their twigs. But my head felt funny, like I was wrapped in cotton gauze or swaddled in a heavy blanket. Everything felt far away, worked by remote control. It felt like I had crawled into myself and out of my skin, detached from it and turned into a chrysalis overnight.

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    The only person I would call upon in the middle of the night is the 911 Operator. And I do not even know his/her name!

    And as for your calling me after midnight, Self-Important Fashionista-Babe, in your dreams!

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    You can count on me to let your call go to voicemail, to age and mellow until the middle of the next day. I’m really dependable that way.

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    ransomknotts  almost 7 years ago

    @3hourtour. You returned to the fold, but you’re still deleting your comments. Yesterday’s comments, as a recent example. Why deprive us of your perfectly lame comments?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    That’s a lot like my ex. “My money is mine,” she said. “Your money is ours.”

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 7 years ago

    Keep mailing those undergarments baby.

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