I woke up on a perfectly normal fall morning. It was clear and cold and just a few dried brown leaves still clung to their twigs. But my head felt funny, like I was wrapped in cotton gauze or swaddled in a heavy blanket. Everything felt far away, worked by remote control. It felt like I had crawled into myself and out of my skin, detached from it and turned into a chrysalis overnight.
@3hourtour. You returned to the fold, but you’re still deleting your comments. Yesterday’s comments, as a recent example. Why deprive us of your perfectly lame comments?
*Hot Rod* almost 7 years ago
Help my friend, he’s fallen and can’t get up.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Hello? Can you put me in touch with the guy in charge of “No-call lists?”
Yeah, the man from Uncall.
prettyfeet almost 7 years ago
Audrey Hepburn after she left the order “Sisters of the Lame” (where Sister Teresa still keeps it lame)
3hourtour Premium Member almost 7 years ago
… this FA verges very close to meme territory…
… i think i dated her…
… mmm, ok…
… yep, beauty is a super power…
… someone always loves someone else more in every relationship…
… great Thanksgiving strip…
… actually a funny comic today…
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago
So be a dear, and pay for these sunglasses before I reach the door.
INGSOC almost 7 years ago
I’m sorry, but the person you are calling has a voicemail box that has not been set up yet. Goodbye.
INGSOC almost 7 years ago
Kraftwerk – The Telephone Call · https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OYhQVrXBgxU
coltish1 almost 7 years ago
I mean, I’m so much more important than you are. Isn’t it obvious?
Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Movie star sunglasses!
Melki Premium Member almost 7 years ago
She looks like a dress pattern denizen – Simplicity circa 1974.
Linguist almost 7 years ago
If you call me in the middle of the night – you’d better be dead !
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 7 years ago
What’s mine is mine, what’s yours is mine.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I woke up on a perfectly normal fall morning. It was clear and cold and just a few dried brown leaves still clung to their twigs. But my head felt funny, like I was wrapped in cotton gauze or swaddled in a heavy blanket. Everything felt far away, worked by remote control. It felt like I had crawled into myself and out of my skin, detached from it and turned into a chrysalis overnight.
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
The only person I would call upon in the middle of the night is the 911 Operator. And I do not even know his/her name!
And as for your calling me after midnight, Self-Important Fashionista-Babe, in your dreams!
Randy B Premium Member almost 7 years ago
You can count on me to let your call go to voicemail, to age and mellow until the middle of the next day. I’m really dependable that way.
ransomknotts almost 7 years ago
@3hourtour. You returned to the fold, but you’re still deleting your comments. Yesterday’s comments, as a recent example. Why deprive us of your perfectly lame comments?
Radish the wordsmith almost 7 years ago
That’s a lot like my ex. “My money is mine,” she said. “Your money is ours.”
*Hot Rod* almost 7 years ago
Keep mailing those undergarments baby.