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Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for November 25, 2019
November 23, 2019
November 26, 2019
Transcript:
Sluggo: I feel awful today--I have spots before my eyes.
Nancy: Just sit there and rest awhile. Sluggo---What are you doing?
Sluggo: I'm trying this spot remover.
A local disturbance in the atomic force that keeps Ben-Day dots in orderly patterns has permitted the escape of a small swarm. They are flocking toward Sluggo’s eyes because, well, his eyes are just big dots which also exert an attractive force. Nancy should not get much closer or some will break away from the Sluggo cloud to follow her around.
1-NANCY: WTH? SLUGGO: I have a new super power. I can sneeze antibiotic resistant germs through my eyes now. HERE THEY COME VILLAIN! AND ONLY I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE. BWAAA HAA HAAA!2-NANCY: Oh brother. SLUGGO HA! POW! Another dose of humanity ending germs! UH OH!3-NANCY: What now?!?!4-SLUGGO: Ummm, my antidote isn’t woikin’. NANCY: So, we’re doomed?!?! SLUGGO: Nah. I was exaggeratin’ a little. It’s just eye snot. NANCY: So what’s with the antidote? SLUGGO: I was just trying to sell it! I had the whole world scared there for a minute. NANCY: Yeah. You’re a regular Orson Welles…
Auntie Socialist over 5 years ago
Don’t get it in your eyes
Lyons Group, Inc. over 5 years ago
I don’t think K-2-X® came out yet.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 5 years ago
A local disturbance in the atomic force that keeps Ben-Day dots in orderly patterns has permitted the escape of a small swarm. They are flocking toward Sluggo’s eyes because, well, his eyes are just big dots which also exert an attractive force. Nancy should not get much closer or some will break away from the Sluggo cloud to follow her around.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
Sluggo may need to have more vitamins in his diet…https://www.livestrong.com/article/507362-seeing-spots-as-a-symptom-of-vitamin-deficiency/
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago
No, that’s for getting rid of the dog. “Out, damned Spot!”
mudleg over 5 years ago
I don’t get it. (Just kidding.)
asrialfeeple over 5 years ago
Hope he can spot the difference.
stellanova87 over 5 years ago
A fly swatter might be more useful, Sluggo.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Dat isn’t working Sluggo
Hoosier Poet over 5 years ago
External floaters. Very annoying.
jrankin1959 over 5 years ago
Rabbittitis?
Another Take over 5 years ago
1-NANCY: WTH? SLUGGO: I have a new super power. I can sneeze antibiotic resistant germs through my eyes now. HERE THEY COME VILLAIN! AND ONLY I HAVE THE ANTIDOTE. BWAAA HAA HAAA!2-NANCY: Oh brother. SLUGGO HA! POW! Another dose of humanity ending germs! UH OH!3-NANCY: What now?!?!4-SLUGGO: Ummm, my antidote isn’t woikin’. NANCY: So, we’re doomed?!?! SLUGGO: Nah. I was exaggeratin’ a little. It’s just eye snot. NANCY: So what’s with the antidote? SLUGGO: I was just trying to sell it! I had the whole world scared there for a minute. NANCY: Yeah. You’re a regular Orson Welles…
brklnbern over 5 years ago
OK, why not?