Pickles by Brian Crane for December 11, 2017

how about a rattlesnake’s tail in order to scare the personal bubble invaders away?

A horse’s tail would be good, but I’d really prefer a tiger tail.

Roscoe is rolling his eyes again.

lol, Roscoe doesn’t look at all impressed! He’s the authority on having a tail in the family after all (besides the cat).

Opal says that he is already a “Horses Arse” which includes the tail!

Tarzan discovered a land where the people evolved from monkeys and had tails. By the time Tarzan was through, Africa was plumb full of assorted lost civilizations and critters.

A scorpions tail might be useful but far from pretty.

Babies are, indeed, sometimes born with ‘tails’ – they are usually ‘excised’ before leaving the hospital, however.

Snap! Me too.

xxx

You’d have to get off the couch, Grandpa.

I’ve often thought a prehensile tail would come in handy.