Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 22, 2017

the sign at the window is a dead giveaway.

That’s my bar!

No sense in calling anyone. Their “businesses” are not publicly owned.

It’s all about the chocolate.

Cadbury reindeer eggs?

Just have a couple more drinks and it will all be clear

Hey Easter Bunny, watch out for that clause written around the edge of the paper.

If your broker’s Jewish, I’m not sure there’s anything you can tell him….

A bar is a good place to be after yesterday’s comment section. More “bah-bon”, please!

What part about the bunny bugs him?

Tell him to buy futures in coal and eggs.

Well, considering the actual time that Christmas SHOULD be celebrated IS in the Spring, it just makes sense…

What to call the new holiday created by this so-called merger? Christer? Easmas?

Let’s bring in Paddy and get some ales on the bar…

With so many people claiming that “clean coal” will magically fight climate change somehow, perhaps Santa wants to just throw uncooked eggs down the chimneys of the naughty people? The Easter Bunny needs a cut from what his supplier provides, after all.

I thought that corporation already existed. Isn’t it called Hallmark?

Santa now leaves batteries instead of coal.

FWIW, they’re already under the same umbrella. The only difference between them is that the merchant industrial complex hasn’t figured out how to get people to buy more than chocolates during Easter.

I once got a christmas card that had a picture of the Easter Bunny and Santa in bed together, obviously after sex, and one of them says, “Since neither of us exist, this never happened, right?”