Best assembly story I ever heard was about 3 brothers who gave their father a barbecue grill and when they started to put it together the instructions were all in Chinese but it had enough drawings and diagrams to figure it out. Couple hours later its all assembled and one of the kids walked over and flipped the instructions over revealing the English directions on the other side!
Adiraiju about 7 years ago
Peasant not included.
sandpiper about 7 years ago
Aw a Christmas torture device – the gift that keeps on giving. Just what any decent dungeon needs.
Waittilnxyr about 7 years ago
There will be parts left over.
Radish... about 7 years ago
A Christmas gift for Spook.
tuslog1964 about 7 years ago
Hammer to fit and paint to suit-
bryan42 about 7 years ago
The toy at the top of every dungeon-master’s wish list, ca. 1324.
Nyckname about 7 years ago
My old man finally realized I was better at assembly than he was, and that I enjoyed it!
Yakety Sax about 7 years ago
Best assembly story I ever heard was about 3 brothers who gave their father a barbecue grill and when they started to put it together the instructions were all in Chinese but it had enough drawings and diagrams to figure it out. Couple hours later its all assembled and one of the kids walked over and flipped the instructions over revealing the English directions on the other side!
WF11 about 7 years ago
“Now cut the blue wire, but first…” (from an episode of MASH)
WF11 about 7 years ago
By the way, that looks like quite some “toy”, from the looks of the various parts.
brklnbern about 7 years ago
Now this one disappears?
Squirrel Chaser 9 months ago
He’s gonna need all the Kings Horses & all his men. Didn’t help Humpty Dumpty though…