Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 14, 2017

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    Thirdbase  over 7 years ago

    I hope your suit is ā€œwaterā€ proof.

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    William Pursell  over 7 years ago

    Ahh Wiz lad,youā€™d best be conjuring up an eternal DRY lap that can NEVER get wet?

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    gmartin997  over 7 years ago

    They are certainly the most trying.

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    mrsdonaldson  over 7 years ago

    Whereā€™s the belt?

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Wiz is right you know. Kids take casually uttered promises as gold certificates with a definite ā€˜call date.ā€™ So beware saying what you donā€™t mean, especially this time of year.

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 7 years ago

    I had to play Santa once for a concert. My biggest worry was that kids would come up expecting me to know their names. We had no helper elf to get it out of them and whisper it to me. I know that at least some thought I was the real deal. I tried not to promise them any specific gifts.

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    Asher607  over 7 years ago

    Retired teacher, principal, and day care director here ā€“ dealing with parents is worse than dealing with kids.

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    Mstreselena  over 7 years ago

    Heā€™s never met my sister.

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    Nobody_Important  over 7 years ago

    Am I the only one wondering about the Kingdom of ID having a mall????

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    danketaz Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Remember Wiz, Beard tuggers make the best frogs.

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    One Navy Seal  over 5 years ago

    Heā€™s not wrongā€¦

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