Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 18, 2017

Arlo unintentionally made it hard for Janis to enjoy that cookie.

He’s in deep s**t now!

Arlo is about to become an extra on the cast of “The Walking Dead.”

The word you want Arlo is, “zaftig” – Rubens’ women were always zaftig… never “fat”… just the sound of the word smacks of Anglo-Saxon vulgarity, F-bomb as it were..

Renoir had some ladies the were pretty “hippy”

There were many periods of history when plump was a sign of wealth (aka you could afford lots of food) and coat hanger skinny was a sign of poverty and/or famine.

Two thoughts, built for comfort not for speed and the bigger the horse the better the ride.

Yes you do, Arlo! Yes. You do.

Ever since I retired making it through the holidays without gaining weight has been easy. If I don’t make cookies, there are no cookies.

Is the Ruben sandwich responsible for softer women? Will the knuckle sandwich be responsible for Arlo’s soft food diet?

Love Arlo’s expression in 4th panel.

Uffda!!

I’m thinking he has a ‘death wish’

She does look like she has put on a few pounds.

It’s not too windy and cold to walk. It’s just too windy and cold to walk slowly!

Open mouth, insert foot, chew vigorously, proceed to expectorate.