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Who’s to say the unicorns aren’t the horselike creatures with a horn out of their foreheads? As for the Amazon River, will they EVER get to build a bridge or two? I know ’twill take plenty of funds for materials and all, but seriously.
According to Merrian-Webster dudine is an obsolete word.I’ve always said dudette when referring to the female gender. Funny my spell checker didn’t like either word
I think I read that hippopotamus translates as water horse. In the days before classification or taxonomy, the hippo and rhinos could be thought of as the same type of animal with misshapen heads, one with a horn, one without. Neither one looks like a true horse but a horned rhino could be thought of as a water horse with a horn, aka, a unicorn.
I think I read that hippopotamus translates as water horse. In the days before classification or taxonomy, the hippo and rhinos could be thought of as the same type of animal with misshapen heads, one with a horn, one without. Neither one looks like a true horse but a horned rhino could be thought of as a water horse with a horn, aka, a unicorn.
Unicorns are mentioned in the King James version of the Bible 9 times, in 5 different books, by at least 5 different authors: by Balaam, Moses, David, Isaiah, and even God himself in the book of Job. These are the verses that mention unicorns:
Numbers 23:22 “God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.”Numbers 24:8 “God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.”Job 39:9 “Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?”Job 39:10 “Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?”Psalms 29:6 “He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.”Psalms 92:10 “But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.”Deuteronomy 33:17 “His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.”Psalms 22:21 “Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.”Isaiah 34:7 “And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.”
Let’s remember that the bible is largely allegory and a great story book written ages after the historical event so the authors had lots of poetic license.
Let’s remember that the bible is largely allegory and a great story book written ages after the historical event so the authors had lots of poetic license.
oldpine52 about 7 years ago
I thought it was ‘dudette’.
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
Who’s to say the unicorns aren’t the horselike creatures with a horn out of their foreheads? As for the Amazon River, will they EVER get to build a bridge or two? I know ’twill take plenty of funds for materials and all, but seriously.
GaryCooper about 7 years ago
Unicorns are mentioned in ONE edition of ONE English translation of the Bible, and it’s definitely a translation error.
sunrisetrucker about 7 years ago
According to Merrian-Webster dudine is an obsolete word.I’ve always said dudette when referring to the female gender. Funny my spell checker didn’t like either word
john.niegowski about 7 years ago
I think I read that hippopotamus translates as water horse. In the days before classification or taxonomy, the hippo and rhinos could be thought of as the same type of animal with misshapen heads, one with a horn, one without. Neither one looks like a true horse but a horned rhino could be thought of as a water horse with a horn, aka, a unicorn.
john.niegowski about 7 years ago
I think I read that hippopotamus translates as water horse. In the days before classification or taxonomy, the hippo and rhinos could be thought of as the same type of animal with misshapen heads, one with a horn, one without. Neither one looks like a true horse but a horned rhino could be thought of as a water horse with a horn, aka, a unicorn.
therese_callahan2002 about 7 years ago
According to a childhood book which I still have, the only true unicorn is the narwhal, a whale-like sea creature with a horn.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 7 years ago
Unicorns are mentioned in the King James version of the Bible 9 times, in 5 different books, by at least 5 different authors: by Balaam, Moses, David, Isaiah, and even God himself in the book of Job. These are the verses that mention unicorns:
Numbers 23:22 “God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.”Numbers 24:8 “God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.”Job 39:9 “Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?”Job 39:10 “Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?”Psalms 29:6 “He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.”Psalms 92:10 “But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.”Deuteronomy 33:17 “His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.”Psalms 22:21 “Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.”Isaiah 34:7 “And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.”
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 7 years ago
Marigold Heavenly Nostrils is in the bible?
J Short about 7 years ago
I’m going with JOHN.NIEGOWSKI; rhino; especially after reading that bible stuff.
khmo about 7 years ago
Let’s remember that the bible is largely allegory and a great story book written ages after the historical event so the authors had lots of poetic license.
khmo about 7 years ago
Let’s remember that the bible is largely allegory and a great story book written ages after the historical event so the authors had lots of poetic license.
Neo Stryder about 7 years ago
But on other versions, is an ox, not an unicorn… but dragons are mentioned more often.
CeeJay about 7 years ago
What are the unicorn ’s names? Ethel? Sam? Gedtrude? Heavenly Nostrils?
aimlesscruzr about 7 years ago
Then there is this….https://www.rbth.com/science_and_tech/2016/04/25/not-the-realm-of-fantasy-siberias-ancient-unicorn-shocks-the-world_587747
bookworm0812 about 7 years ago
OK, so where in the Bible are unicorns named? A scripture verse would have been nice.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 7 years ago
Why not ‘dudette’ or ‘dudelle’? is ‘Dudly’ a sorta-dude?
57BelAir about 7 years ago
They appear in the English translation of the Bible, in Greek it’s a Muskrat.
Duster Freebottom Premium Member about 7 years ago
Maybe there are no troubled waters.
chain gang charlie about 7 years ago
There are no bridges over the River Styx either…Just a boatman to ferry you across…Best to Tip him Handsomely…..
Kali about 7 years ago
Should we be concerned that there actually IS a female equivalent to “Dude”?
mrkatztoo Premium Member about 7 years ago
Apparently no bridges over the river Kwai either.
Phil721 about 7 years ago
“The Unicorn” by The Irish Rovers explains what happened to the unicorns. Check it out on youtube.