Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 08, 2018

So if the play contains a song about Kentucky Blue, there’s only one musical genre it can be in.

Yes, I’m going there. Bluegrass.

Grass: The Musical, starring Luigi.

Wait…Marigold isn’t the most unicorn thing? She constantly says “UNICORN!”

Oddly enough I tried singing the first panel lyric to the beginning of “Grease” and it worked.

“The site of a lovely tail can not be hidden behind a tree… Extend it I say!

Whispering grass, the trees don’t need to know…

Cartoon idea: two hippies leaving a theater where “Grass: The Musical” is being staged: “Really disappointing, man.”

Apples and clover and sweet tender fescue,Reflections and Phoebe who came to my rescue.glades in the forest with sweet bubbling springs,These are a few of my favorite things.

Carrots and mirrors and treats that are fruityHaving both inner and outermost beauty.My glorious tail as it gracefully swings,These are a few of my favorite things.

Lord Splendid Humility (that humblest of hiders),My own sister Florence (when not sneezing spiders),small candy dragons with red-and-white wings,These are a few of my favorite things.

When outsparkled, or out-dazzled,When I’m feeling dullI simply remember my favorite things,And know that I’m wonderful.

(From Toccatta, once of Timescape… in honor of Grass: The Musical)

♪♫ A long time ago, when the earth was green..

There were more kinds of animals than you’ve ever seen.. ♪♫

I didn’t know unicorns believed in St. Augustine! :)