The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 10, 2018

Let the king drive. We’ll get there, eventually…

What the L?

The horse is there only for knight driving.

I don’t get it, but then, I’ve never played chess in my life…

You do not want the horse to drive on a road where there’s no turns!

But he can jump over cars to the other lane!

…cause I’m gonna get out and hoof it.

That’s Garry Kasparov’s voice.

Both of them have checkered pasts.

They’re on their way to a pawn shop.

The castle was feeling rooked by being stuck in the passenger seat.

“Go straight.” “SWITCH!”“Make a left turn.”“SWITCH!”“Go diagonal.”“@#$&…”

She thought Knight Rider was a rook.

Pretty soon Siri will tell them they have to turn right, go 3 miles, make a U-turn, go another 3 miles, then turn right again.

That’s not a GPS; that’s a marriage counelor.

No no you can’t castle now!

Wow… a chess joke. Haven’t seen of these in years.

Watch out for the queen, she’s all over the place…

I’ll never go straight!