Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 20, 2018

If they were that picky about correct anatomy, then I ‘m glad the frame didn’t pan any lower on the snowman. He might be “anatomically correct”.

Where does a snowman keep his money? In the snow bank, of course!

Now how about another “boop” on the other side, lower down?

Good thing that snowman was wearing his snowshorts.

Sticklers, get it? Aw haw haw… Alright, I’m leaving…

Since water expands as it freezes I would think that an outie would be more appropriate.

If only they had an eggplant emoji.

then you need another carrot under the belly button

Now that’s the mark of “The Abdominal Snowman!”

When in the Air Force in Germany, we went on an exercise called ‘Reforger’. It was a big multinational military exercise twice a year, once in the summer and once in the winter. On this winter ‘Reforger’ someone got to the site and built a 5 ft high part of the snowmans anatomy. Just the one part is all they built.

I should have added they added two other parts to the snow statue.