Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 24, 2018

“Experts say you’d have to drink 80 to 100 cups of coffee in quick succession, which equals about 6 gallons (23 liters) of coffee, or 10 to 13 grams of pure caffeine. And even if you could drink that much coffee, the excessive amount of water trapped in your body would kill you first”

Give me 6 Grandés.

You will vibrate out of the building and begin bouncing around at random long before reaching the limit.

The sky’s the limit.

My Colombian drug of choice.

My nuclear Coffee is legal, but I do have ethical reservations about allowing just anybody to drink it

His mental processes will resemble a thousand ping pong balls in a tornado – you might call it a slight lack of focus.

She called him a “drip” and he went away.

Enough to make you run to the restroom.

‘How much you NEEED..?’