Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 23, 2018

He went out for a screwdriver but will comeback hammered.

Rat so does not wanna do house maintenance.

Now the plug isn’t the only one that juiced up.

How many creatures does it take to change an electrical outlet?

I drink alone. Yeah Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone…I prefer to be by myself…and Jimmy Walker…and his brother’s Black and Red.

I’ll drink to that.

Personally, when I drink vodka and orange juice, I like to add Milk of Magnesia. Then it’s a Phillips’ screwdriver.

Meanwhile, goat is getting hammered.

Once again, the job is fouled up by a lack of specificity.

Of course

Hmm… I dont think the hammer should be used on electrical devices

Personally, I prefer gin and orange juice, not vodka and orange juice.

This one made me laugh out loud! You go, Rat!

Well? What kind of screwdriver? Regular or phillips? Regular screwdriver = orange juice & vodka. Phillip’s screwdriver = milk of magnesia & vodka.

Just don’t ask Rat to get six foot tall toy soldiers.

Reminds me of this strip:

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/06/24

Fake news. This never happened.

Fake news. This never happened.

Is a “Screwdriver” a new kind of alcoholic drink?

Geez.

xxx

♪♫ Cracklin’ Rosie, get on board! ♪♫

Rat may not be the best repairman ever, but he is probably the most self-satisfied. Pour him another, bartender!

I prefer orange juice WITHOUT vodka. No screw in my driver!