Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 23, 2018

She must be stationery in her job.

But is she top drawer material?

Not bad for a’secretary’ bird ! ! ! ! !

Not bad for a’secretary’ bird ! ! ! ! !

Wouldn’t that be more like engaged to her job?

Office Max and Office Depot have merged.

LOL

And for wedding gifts, you’ll get staples, paperclips and Post-it notes.

Tillerson, Mattis, Carson, Zinke … they’re all secretaries, too. Only difference is, they’re married to The Dumbald, which means they’re registered at Mar-a-Lago … well, all except for Carson, maybe. Trump probably doesn’t let folk from “those” countries into his resorts.