Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 30, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    I see the end of journalism schools in our future.

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    cdgar  almost 7 years ago

    Those dam aliens again.

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    mortaur  almost 7 years ago

    Rat is the one uninformed. EVERYONE knows the aliens landed in Missouri.

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    shanen0  almost 7 years ago

    Why are you laughing? Display of EARNED Public Reputation could solve a LOT of our problems. Can you imagine being able to decide whose comments and links are actually WORTH your time with a quick check of a second icon? Even better, you could set a filter so that the trolls are invisible before that!

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    shanen0  almost 7 years ago

    Watch out for the stutter bug! Each time I try to comment, it makes a second copy that needs to be deleted!

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    railwayman001  almost 7 years ago

    FNC, the Fake News Channel (formerly Fox News), tries to tell stories about alien conspiracies and other ridiculous conspiracy theory drivel whenever they’re not spinning their take on the stories that matter, like how Drumpf and his worshippers are so desperate over the special counsel investigation that here they are refusing to implement sanctions and releasing their fake memo portraying the FBI as corrupt in order to fire Mueller. It is for the reason outlined in the strip that I will never make a social media account again. I tried Pinterest last year, but I kept getting nude images that I never even searched for, no doubt from Neo-Soviet troll-bots.

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    Gent  almost 7 years ago

    An army of aliens just landed? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Aliens must be pretty bored to land in Kansas.

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    wrd2255  almost 7 years ago

    The earlier wave of aliens were “the Greys”, but they’re so 20th Century. The future belongs to “the Brownbacks”.

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    JudyAz  almost 7 years ago

    Kansas? I wonder if any of them are named Dorothy?

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    Skrain  almost 7 years ago

    Almost as “Accurate” as FAUX Noise.

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    Of course the aliens landed in Kansas! It’s much flatter than lumpy old Missouri!

    Goat is too trusting of his sources….

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    LeoDaSavage  almost 7 years ago

    If I was an alien, KANSAS would not be high on my destination list. Or Texas.

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    Jeff0811  almost 7 years ago

    I thought I would check out FOX news site one day. I thought it was cute how they said Prez gives people “nicknames”. Pocahantas, Crooked Hillary, Lyin’ Bill, other fun nicknames like that. Hey, let’s give Prez a nickname, that will be fun.

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    mrkatztoo Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I would suggest a prez nickname but it would be censored and you could not see it so why waste your time.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Relying?

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    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    The truth is out there….

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  over 3 years ago

    Superman?

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