Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Money is also a good way to keep laws from being passed.

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    Rod Gonzalez  almost 7 years ago

    Somebody should clobber Rat but good.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 7 years ago

    Goat’s sibling is not going to like how Rat is teaching their kid (pun intended).

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    Bilan  almost 7 years ago

    Since when has social media, protests or petitions ever gotten somebody access to a federal politician?

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    Radish...   almost 7 years ago

    A top GOP donor says he won’t write another check to Republicans until they support an assault weapons ban.

    https://www.sfgate.com/technology/businessinsider/article/A-top-GOP-donor-says-he-won-t-write-another-check-12622406.php

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    There used to be a saying when I was younger that I don’t hear today. But it still rings true. “Money talks, and bullshirt walks.”

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    Troglodyte  almost 7 years ago

    This is true pretty much all over the world (that money gives you easy access to politicians).

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    shakeswilly  almost 7 years ago

    It’s a good lesson, teaches the kid how things actually work in the world ( not just the US ) . In an ideal world voters would have acquired an in-depth knowledge of the issues at hand and be constantly watching the actions and laws passed by their elected officials and representatives ( not just listening to campaign promises at election rallys ? )How many of us can really claim to do so ? Then why do we keep complaining that our politicians are corrupt buffoons ?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    How government spends money is how the people governing get money. Sure, it isn’t much. You spend trillions and only get millions back, like at speaking engagements, books nobody will read, consulting gigs and the like. But the trillions spent are essentially free money, because it belongs to other people, so it’s all upside.

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    Masterskrain  almost 7 years ago

    America: Home of the best politicians Money can buy! EVERYONE should own their own Congressman, get yours today! Supplies are limited!

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    jessie d.  almost 7 years ago

    The GOP is the only party that is beholden to the NRA and other big money outfits. The NRA is being investigated for laundering Russian mob money. I bet that won’t even close their doors.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    In the US now, bribery is legal.

    Which means we have completely corrupt system.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 7 years ago

    A truer ’toon was never doodled.

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    wwward1948  almost 7 years ago

    Then keep your @#$%& money! I’ll keep the Constitution and keep us free from tyranny!

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    car2ner  almost 7 years ago

    in every culture through out history, having the most Money or Land gave you the most access to power.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 7 years ago

    Constitutional Law Final Exam, 1 Question – How do you get a law passed through Congress.Student 1 discussed all the steps from getting a sponsor, the committee process, both houses, reconciliation to approve differences between House and Senate version, Presidential approval, etc., and got an A-Student 2 wrote down only 3 words and got an A+.“Sneak it through”.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  almost 7 years ago

    I would outbid him with $1,000,001.

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    phredturner  almost 7 years ago

    LOL… You are a gifted editorial cartoonist Stephan

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    Goat’s nephew looks traumatised all the way through the strip.

    xxx

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    Goat is the theory-oriented, professorial sort. Rat is more practical and sees politicians for what they are. Leave the money on the dresser….

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    ars731  almost 7 years ago

    We have the best government money can buy after all.

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    dadoctah  almost 7 years ago

    “I’m just a bill”, revisited.

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    mantydad  almost 7 years ago

    I remember a looney tunes episode where both Yosemite Sam and Bugs Bunny were running for Mayor. It turned out both of them lost to an actual Mare (an A$#) Hmm how life works so well. Moral of the story. Hell if I know. Just thought of the episode.

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    jessie d.  almost 7 years ago

    https://splinternews.com/every-member-of-congress-who-took-money-from-the-nra-an-1823035413

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    jessie d.  almost 7 years ago

    https://splinternews.com/every-member-of-congress-who-took-money-from-the-nra-an-1823035413

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    hg6it21  almost 7 years ago

    Congressman Charlie Wilson told a story of how he got interested in politics. A local Councilman killed Wilson’s dog. So on Election Day Charlie went out and convince a number of People to Votes in the election. Wilson drove them to the polls. When he dropped them off he told them that he didn’t want to influence their vote by that this Councilman had killed his dog. That day the Councilman in question lost his re-election bid. That is how hard work and organization can defeat money. Money can help run a campaign, but it doesn’t vote. Only People Vote.

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    hg6it21  almost 7 years ago

    Congressman Charlie Wilson told a story of how he got interested in politics. A local Councilman killed Wilson’s dog. So on Election Day Charlie went out and convince a number of People to Votes in the election. Wilson drove them to the polls. When he dropped them off he told them that he didn’t want to influence their vote by that this Councilman had killed his dog. That day the Councilman in question lost his re-election bid. That is how hard work and organization can defeat money. Money can help run a campaign, but it doesn’t vote. Only People Vote.

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    water_moon  over 6 years ago

    Back during the great recession when the government shut down was hurting the SMALL BUSINESS my husband worked for, my mom wrote her congress critter and told him as much. His reply was “I don’t see you on my list of campaign donors.” My husband lost his job, we lost our house, and that bobo is finally retiring this year….

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