Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 18, 2018

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    gammaguy  almost 7 years ago

    “What is it in toothpaste that makes it taste like toothpaste?”

    The teeth?

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    Plods with ...™  almost 7 years ago

    She’s closest to it?

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    Dani Rice  almost 7 years ago

    Yes, you can make your own mayonnaise, and you’ll know what’s in it.1 egg, 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard, 1 teaspoon salt, 2 tablespoons lemon juice or cider vinegar, and 1 cup oil. (I prefer olive oil, but your mileage may vary.)

    Mix everything but the oil in a blender, set on medium. S-l-o-w-l-y add the oil, until no more can be absorbed. You may not need all of it. Makes a little over a cup.

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    alondra  almost 7 years ago

    That might do in a pinch but I always get the huge jars of Hellmans at Costco so I won’t run out.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 7 years ago

    Capital of Indiana – INDIANAPOLIS2018 is not a leap year.Oscar for best picture of 2017 – “La La Land” – OOPS! – I mean “Moonlight”!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    And if a paragraph should have both a topic sentence and a body sentence, why do so many publications make a paragraph out of just one sentence? … Oh, never mind, nobody cares.

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    Moon57Shine  almost 7 years ago

    Why is she addressing Alexa as “google?”

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