BAD JOKE TIME: A woman is walking around her house naked just because it feels good when there’s a knock on her door. She yells, “Who is it?”
Outside a voice comes, “It’s the blind man. Can I come in?”
She figures there’s no harm, him being blind and all, so she opens the door.
In he steps, takes one look at her and says, “That’s the best welcome I’ve had all day, and if you don’t mind my saying, nice pair of…. Anyway, where would you like these blinds?”
margueritem about 14 years ago
Oy…
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Are they Venetian?
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
Compliments of The Blind Man…
sgmoo about 14 years ago
Not a bad job for blind mice
osceola about 14 years ago
I’ve never seen such a sight in my life!
cdward about 14 years ago
BAD JOKE TIME: A woman is walking around her house naked just because it feels good when there’s a knock on her door. She yells, “Who is it?” Outside a voice comes, “It’s the blind man. Can I come in?” She figures there’s no harm, him being blind and all, so she opens the door. In he steps, takes one look at her and says, “That’s the best welcome I’ve had all day, and if you don’t mind my saying, nice pair of…. Anyway, where would you like these blinds?”
rimshot, please.
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
Welcome to the new MIB (mice installing blinds)
yourmonkey about 14 years ago
I never did understand why “she cut off their tails with a carving knife”
annamargaret1866 about 14 years ago
Variation on oxtail soup.
k_sera about 14 years ago
“I see.” said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw…
barbhinkins about 14 years ago
http://instantrimshot.com/
roshan_4_99 about 14 years ago
The latest in Scott’s “pun”ishing genius!