Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 28, 2018

You’re gonna need a bigger frying pan.

Boy, that’s a big one.

The Whale that wanders round the Pole \\ Is not a table fish. \\ You cannot bake or boil him whole, \\ Nor serve him in a dish.

The same appears to be true for this fish.

A ton. Why is that different?

Better get Jonah outta there!!!

Beer is my white wine. As far as wines go, I only buy & drink red wine.

I think he meant, “We’re gonna need a boatload of white wine.”