Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 05, 2018

Kermit. Definitely Kermit.

He’s the only one knowing how to run a bankrupt nuthouse without going crazy oneself. – Well; almost.

Gary Busey, definitely bring a different perspective.

I would vote for Screech.

Celebrities running for office is OK. The problem is that sometimes they win.

Worked for Reagan and Schwarzenegger.

Screech’s real name is Dustin Diamond.

He would have to have a great PR team for his candidacy: that bar fight he was involved in back in 2014 and the 4 months in jail because of it wouldn’t go over well with a lot of voters.

Too bad the Three Stooges are gone. They’d have made a great triumvirate, and if you sum up their IQs they might even be smarter than Jimmy Carter. (Hey!! I just made a rhyme!)

Many years ago, my wife (we hadn’t met yet) walked into a bar in Carmel (no, this is not a setup to a joke!) and Clint Eastwood who was mayor at the time, bought her a drink (true). That’s how she tells the story. She usually leaves out the part that he bought drinks for everyone….still, it usually raises eyebrows at parties.

It ends when at least half the party’s supporters cease acting twice as stupid as the dimwits they put on the ballot.

Last I heard, Dustin Diamond had financial troubles, so he’d be hard pressed to run. And he’s very tired of being associated with SBTB.

Please, Mr. Rogers, I know you’re dead but how about a return for public service? We could use a beautiful day in the neighborhood.