JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 29, 2018

They’re all bugs !!!

I don’t care more than four legs means they are in the squash to death list (except sea creatures when it means cook and enjoy)

Hubby can do a week’s worth of cardio in under five minutes if he walks into a spider web.

Yep, you better hope you kept a record of every insect you squished. Otherwise you’re record will be forever tainted.

Just call it the arthropod-squishing record.

NOOOOO!!! Don’t hurt the spiders, they’re our friends!

All bugs have a right to live.

But NOT in my house.

I see bugs—(including spiders)—I kill bugs.

I drown them in Raid.

Pick up with tissue, throw in trash.

Wait a second! I thought he doesn’t squash spiders out of principle!

Please don’t squash insects. They’re just trying to live, too.