The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 10, 2018

Good Old Raisins and Peanuts – down to earth. But those M&Ms are probably from Mars®

Melt in your mouth, etc……. the advertising slogan of Treets in the UK, 1967. Made by Mars.

Don’t worry.

They’re actually pretty sweet.

As soon as they take off those heavy candy coats they’ll melt right in.

I’ve heard Danny DeVito is a hoot at parties.

Gotta be sweet once in a while, you can’t always be nuts!

Cashew!…God Bless!

It would not let me spell Gesundheit

They even bring their own wine!! Probably a Merlot as that pairs well with milk chocolate.

Couldn’t they have found a less seedy venue to hold the party?

I don’t eat M&M’s anymore. Too many defective ones….W’s, E’s 3"s in every bag. I bet 3 quarters of them weren’t M’s

Super Circus in 1950 clown said melt in your mouth not in your hand and showed his white gloves.

They DO melt in your hand if you’re not careful how you grip them. If you clutch them in your fist long enough, the chocolate inside the shell melts and then then the coating falls apart and you have a big mess. Thankfully, when that happened to me, I was clutching them inside the bag.

And by the way, I had no idea the red and yellow M&Ms were a gay couple. Somehow I always pictured them fighting over the green!

I haven’t seen any ads in which they rap.