Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2018

Poor schmuck got worst qualities from each of his parents, Venus & Mars.

I HATE Valentine’s Day. It’s too sickly sweet and it’s just an excuse for Walmart to sell cheap chocolate. ❤️❌

Cupid is not really a kid, he just belongs to the Skin Cream of the Month club.

you make interesting points there, Rat

Valentine’s Day – where romance meets mayhem.

If you have the first one, you won’t really need the second one. I can think of some I wouldn’t mind running around sans clothing. The problem is I can think of several more, myself included, who reap great benefits from remaining clothed.

I’m surprised Rat doesn’t have an anti-aircraft gun at the ready. Where is Guard Duck now that we REALLY need him??

Celebrate the anniversary of a massacre by giving you honey-bunch flowers and chocolate. Only human beings could be so silly.

Rat, aren’t you and Goat running around naked?

Get lost, Cupid. And while you’re at it, wear some pants.

Rat, both you, and Goat, are naked

Cupid was a pretty good person, until he got hooked on Love Potient # 9, one thing led to another, now he’s doing # 9 at breakfast and chasing it with a Pepsi. Remember those old coke vs. pepsi commercials, that’s what I’m talkin about.

“Love is a figment of the imagination brought on by overeating or overexertion!” George Bernard Shaw.

“I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.” – Emo Philips

Reminds me of the Voice of the Beehive song, “I’m Shooting Cupid”. https://youtu.be/3B37KWUv3Vg I always liked that song!

What is the message in the wall?

Stephan is working out some issues.

In my opinion, Valentine’s Day is just a day to make us single people feel crap about being single.

But it will take a lot more to make me feel crap about it. I LOVE being single.

xxx

Cupid is a menace!

Love is a many-splintered thing.

It was a set-up! Rat set you up, Eros (Cupid).

We shouldn’t blame Goat, I guess; but he is such an easy mark for scapegoating….

is that Marty Allen playing Cupid?

catching up on my comics. this wasn’t great timing, was it? or perhaps in fact it was. this country needs to get assault rifles out of everyone’s hands. we need common sense gun control NOW.

This from 2 naked animals..

The art of context.