Second old joke I’ve heard today. First heard this one back in the ’60s, told by the Galloping Gourmet. The other was a joke on a rerun of “77 Sunset Strip”.
Mel Tillis did this exact gag in his stand-up routine. Husband’s name was “Henry”. It runs occasionally on one of Sirius/XM’s comedy channels, look it up.
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
oh, how romantic
wiatr over 6 years ago
Earl, remember – don’t bite!
Buck B over 6 years ago
Too bad there aren’t a few more cells. Could get interesting.
dadoctah over 6 years ago
Second old joke I’ve heard today. First heard this one back in the ’60s, told by the Galloping Gourmet. The other was a joke on a rerun of “77 Sunset Strip”.
clayusmcret Premium Member over 6 years ago
If only. All I’ve heard for the past 15 years is “Scoot over! You’re too hot!!”
Jaw Jacker over 6 years ago
Sounds like Opal is “in the mood”. He better get something else besides his teeth, lol
assrdood over 6 years ago
Just gum it Earl
JudyHendrickson over 6 years ago
Hahahaha!!!waytooo funny!!!
Perkycat over 6 years ago
Made me laugh out loud!
Nathan Daniels over 6 years ago
Not where I thought Crane was going with this one. Funny!
Barnabus Blackoak over 6 years ago
Give her a good gumming !
whenlifewassimpler over 6 years ago
You gotta love Earl LOL
Number Three over 6 years ago
This cracked me up. Love it!
xxx
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 6 years ago
All you women need to do is tell us what you want and — as Earl shows so well — we’ll do our best to accommodate you.
That’s just how thoughtful we are.
thale over 6 years ago
Mel Tillis did this exact gag in his stand-up routine. Husband’s name was “Henry”. It runs occasionally on one of Sirius/XM’s comedy channels, look it up.
gregorylkruse Premium Member over 6 years ago
I thought he might be going to the fridge to see if there’s some turkey neck in there.