B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 16, 2018

“…When YOUR birthday came last month and we went on a cruise…”

If I don’t celebrate my birthday does it mean I won’t get any older?

You should celebrate every birthday given you – It is a privilege denied to many!

The whole world celebrates my birthday. It is January 1. Of course, most of them celebrate it the night before, specifically at midnight.

Jack Benny at a “Guess-Your-Age” carnival stand:

“Hmm… You’re 39.”

“How on earth did you guess it?”

“I’ve got your quarter, let’s both be happy…”

You can always return the favor next year. Besides, this means you get to celebrate your birthday anyway you want!

“I reject your reality and substitute my own.” My approach is to start counting backward at age 50. If you think about it, this works very well.

I only had one BIRTH day!!! The rest are anniversaries.

Don’t celebrate her birthday, but DON"T forget to give her annual “you are the best thing that ever happened to me” presents.

Don’t celebrate her birthday, but DON"T forget to give her annual “you are the best thing that ever happened to me” presents.

Don’t celebrate her birthday, but DON"T forget to give her annual “you are the best thing that ever happened to me” presents.

And DON’T forget to only click “Comment” once.

My wife decided long ago that she was not counting birthdays any longer. Now, she just commemorates the anniversary of her 29th birthday.