Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 24, 2018

No mosquitos?

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays me from the swift completion of my appointed rounds but you never said anything about animals!

Negotiate something or he’ll start stamping his feet.

What’s the purple critter biting a foot? Hahahahaha

What’s wrong? You mean other than the increased chances of getting rabies?

As far as I know a mail carrier can use his/her discretion when delivering the mail. If a home presents a threat, they escalate to their supervisor, who engages SWAT, or something like that.

All those critters look well fed. Wonder how many postpersons they eat in a week.

Missing are the feral children.

“It’s a little ‘bitey.’”