Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 02, 2018

This is why we love our dogs (cats too, just not Bucky! lol)

“I incline to the quantum mechanical view in this matter. My theory is that your cat is not lost, but that his waveform has temporarily collapsed and must be restored. Schrödinger. Planck. And so on.” Richard”

― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

Bit of a dim bulb Shachel is.

No Child Left Behind…….Why kids don’t have to learn anything they don’t want to learn and why they can’t be disciplined. Technically, teachers are now babysitters.

Love panel 2 – Satch thinking very deeply.

Well, if Nigeria can have a bobsled team in the Olympics, why not a hockey team in Iraq?

Washington DC is bereft of adults so not all the children are in Iraq.

He´s a DOG, what do you expect – Heisenberg

He´s a DOG, what do you expect – Heisenberg

Satchel CAN’T be Canadian! He NEVER ends a sentence with “eh?”

That discussion was over before it began.

This, of course, is an old strip, so it refers to events in the past. But some things never change. The Boston Bruins: the only team that maintains it can get “better” by trading away its best player. #tightwads

Poor Satch got hit with a flower pot and a clock “yesterday”. His brains got knocked into “tomorrow” when he’ll be smarter!

LOL!! and extra points for including hockey in the joke :)

If all children were in Iraq it would sure be a lot quieter in the rest of the world. LOL