Hasenpfeffer
I actually saw a couple of bunnies in my neighbor’s front yard just minutes ago.
I was wondering how they’d fared in the Harvey flooding since they’re not very good tree climbers.
WIKI sez:
The longest-lived rabbit on record, a domesticated European rabbit living in Tasmania, died at age 18. The lifespan of wild rabbits is much shorter; the average longevity of an eastern cottontail, for instance, is less than one year.
Rabbits’ purpose in life is to prevent foxes, coyotes, and eagles from starving.
El-ahrairah will show you that the trick to playing dead is to lie still with your eyes still open… Then go for their throat.
No, NO, NO!
Not the BUNNIES!
(…sobbing…)
I was hoping that at least one comment would help explain the joke[?]
BE THIS GUY almost 7 years ago
Hasenpfeffer
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 7 years ago
I actually saw a couple of bunnies in my neighbor’s front yard just minutes ago.
I was wondering how they’d fared in the Harvey flooding since they’re not very good tree climbers.
Dean almost 7 years ago
WIKI sez:
The longest-lived rabbit on record, a domesticated European rabbit living in Tasmania, died at age 18. The lifespan of wild rabbits is much shorter; the average longevity of an eastern cottontail, for instance, is less than one year.
gigagrouch almost 7 years ago
Rabbits’ purpose in life is to prevent foxes, coyotes, and eagles from starving.
SavannahJim Premium Member almost 7 years ago
El-ahrairah will show you that the trick to playing dead is to lie still with your eyes still open… Then go for their throat.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 7 years ago
No, NO, NO!
Not the BUNNIES!
(…sobbing…)
pschearer Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I was hoping that at least one comment would help explain the joke[?]