Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 22, 2018

Save My Pleats

Danged curtain rods seem to have mind of their own!

Think you can ruin me, eh?

Disperse!!!!!

“I’m only a bird in a gelded cage…”

I wear the Gusset Strap of King Arthur

I wear the Gusset Strap of King Arthur

Word salad here______________.

Please, madam… Control your curtain rods!

SHOTGUN

Curtains for A ROD.

Didn’t the enchanted curtain rods from Beauty and the Beast try to defend the castle by gusting?

The weather report is getting stranger every day.

I have licentious curtain rod hang ups.

dada for now…

…nonononononononononononononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aren’t gusts, by definition, uncontrollable?

(which, now that I think about it, is a pretty good descriptor for Teresa’s slapdash* method for the morphemization of Frog Applause™ – ᴡᴏʀᴅ ɢᴜsᴛs)

* And I mean that in only the most loving and respectful way.

“…as beautiful as the chance meeting on a dissecting-table of a sewing-machine and an umbrella..”

They began as natural enemies. It would have been easier for nearly everybody else to deal with if they had remained as such and never entered the decoy pipe dream.

Thank you RADISH…there are so many different angle in the covering of political issues.

If Republicans force teachers to carry guns,

force Republicans to pay teachers combat pay.

Opening the Sack of Winds, with a sharpened pig bone, the insidious creatures spared the rods but spoiled the roast suckling Long Pig! What fools these mortals be! Cannot leave Well Enough alone, much less encourage wellness. It is a sad commentary on what has become of knowing your ABC’s….

Whoa. Teresa must have really upset a few apple carts with this one. If I’m not mistaken, she lost at least 20 subscribers since yesterday. (Don’t shoot the messenger.)

@RADISH. It’s okay, Little Buddy. This is a safe place to vent. Just put on a bullet-proof vest first. You never know who’s packin’.

@SUMOSASQUATCH (AKA A BOY NAMED SU)

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