Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 08, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    I wonder… if Spike were Snoopy’s secretary, would he have difficulty reading let alone writing?

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    jagedlo  over 6 years ago

    How did a simple reading turn into the Gettysburg Address?

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Can’t Woodstock just use twitter?

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    gammaguy  over 6 years ago

    I believe that tweet has exceeded the (old) character limit.

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    orinoco womble  over 6 years ago

    Shorthand: one of those secretarial skills we worked so hard to learn, just as Word Star was being introduced. I can still hand-centre a document on a manual typewriter. There’s no longer any need to do it, but I know how.

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    Defective Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I graduated in ’85 and there was one computer in the whole building of over 4000 people. It was in the physics lab, in the storage room, because no one was allowed to teach it. One of my teachers just upgraded his home computer to use 5.25" floppy disks from cassette tapes. You folks that had computers back in the 70s must have lived in rich areas.

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    eddie6192  over 6 years ago

    Who knew all this time that Woodstock is a “Secretary Bird”?

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    cooganm Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Is the shorthand in the comic actually what Snoop said?

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    ajakimber425  over 6 years ago

    Man! It’s been so long. Since, I’ve taken shorthand in High School. That I can’t even read it.

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    Rise22  over 6 years ago

    It seems he is talking about labels….

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    emmapocl  over 6 years ago

    It looks like: “Your recent reference to the roof of my doghouse was quite inadequate” I took Diamond Jubilee Series shorthand, so this is a little different.

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    I never learned shorthand, but you wouldn’t know that by reading my writing.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Grytpype:Moriarty?

    Moriarty:Yes, what, what is it, Grytpype, what is it?

    Grytpype:Take a letter in gargling fluid.

    Moriarty:Ahya. [Slurp]

    Grytpype:To the Postmaster General. Dear General…

    Moriarty:[Gargling noises]

    Grytpype:According to the shape of my knees…

    Moriarty:[Gargling noises]

    Grytpype:I believe that an illegal raffle…

    Moriarty:[Gargling noises]

    Grytpype:For the equator is being held…

    Moriarty:[Gargling noises, higher pitch]

    Grytpype:And for certain monies I will reveal the organiser.

    Moriarty:[Gargling noises]

    Grytpype:Let’s have that back, please.

    Moriarty:[Extensive spit]

    Grytpype:You filthy swine! You’ve watered my peony.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 6 years ago

    How interesting it will be to receive a text message from Woodstock.

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    nibsII  over 6 years ago

    “Your recent repairs to the roof of my dwelling were quite inadequate.”

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    I understand that Schulz knew shorthand. I am not sure what that says though.

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    edonline  over 6 years ago

    Woodstock can’t write anything in longhand because his writing looks like chicken scratch.

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